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Foemance 

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.
"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."
Foemance by maestroplease January 21, 2010
Related Words

foempadoor 

Foempadoor is a slur. A foempadoor is someone who is weird. They do things that are stupid and have no meaning. Foempadoors are uncanny.
*Jeff does something weird*
"Hey Jeff, you are such a foempadoor!"
"Sorry, I'm not a foempadoor on purpose."

"Don't worry. Elias and Ward are foempadoors aswell."
foempadoor by Scream.queen October 24, 2022

foempadoor 

Foempadoor is a slur. It is someone who is weird and stupid. Foempadoors are uncanny.

You can also say 'foemp' .
Severus Snape is such an asshole. He's a real foempadoor.
foempadoor by Scream.queen October 24, 2022
Verb (Foemp, Foemps, have Foemoed)

Foempen is when a boy shits in a girl’s mouth and then he tamps it with his pielemuis.
Guy: Hey wanna come over and start foempen?
Girl: Yes please, Daddy.
Foempen by JustvosBestFoemper June 14, 2020
Dutch (often Flemish) word, used to call someone stupid in a rather friendly way.
- I accidently ordered you a pizza Margherita instead of Quattro formaggi...
* You're such a foemp.
Foemp by tmfntn January 4, 2022
Juice:AK sold me out to my shoddy

KS: damn that nigga a foemie
foemie by Juice Khidd October 22, 2022