foam mattress

The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).

Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.

foam mattress by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 7, 2021

minnesota memory foam mattress 

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

minnesota memory foam mattress by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015