foodmachine 

1. Something, alive or inanimate, that converts one form of food energy or work into another form of food energy or work.

"Hey, Foodmachine, you're really good at Halo 2."

foodmachine by Glogmaster October 2, 2009

foadmachine 

a machine designed for the purpose of 'foading'

"you're such a foadmachine!"

foadmachine by Son May 21, 2003

foadmachine 

You cannot say, "You're a foad" instead you must say "You're a foadmachine."

"You're a FOADmachine"
"I'm just a FOADmachine"
"Heavy FOADmachine"

foadmachine by Do September 13, 2003

food machine broke 

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

food machine broke by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017