fmling

to be having a bad or unfortunate period in life
FML=fuck my life

america is fmling now it has a black president

by dave norris October 19, 2010

FMLing

The action of “fml” as a verb.

I am fmling so hard right now.

Shit sucks, we are fmling about it.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

fling ding pick

A nude photograph taken of a male while doing a jumping jack.

She masturbated to my fling ding pick

by A typical guy 989 June 2, 2018

filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

summer fling

a casual almost dating kind of relationship. happens in the warm months of may-september when school is out! usually happens within summer workplaces where students hookup with each other all summer before going back to school in the fall. similar to friends with benefits, except these usually only last a couple of months before they come to an end due to the couple splitting off back to reality.

“omg did you and danny hook up all summer? where is he now?”
“he’s at college now. but he said he’ll come back to work again next summer. what a summer fling that was!”

by simp for you July 1, 2020

Fling

More romantic than "friends with benefits" but not an actual relationship.

"I thought you and him were just a fling? Why did you tell your crack-head uncle that your boyfriend moved away? ""It makes his ass stop asking me when I'll finally get a man-friend."

by shadyraye December 1, 2018

Flingledoo

That moment when someone understands you and makes a special connection
Synonym: a deep understanding

I know what she means because of our flingledoo.

We stayed up for hours talking. I think we made a flingledoo

by gayboyaredee May 17, 2018