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fluffy unicorn

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."
by prettyPrincess32 June 9, 2009
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Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.
Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!
by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016
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pink fluffy unicorn

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D
by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011
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fluffy unicorns can karate

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D
by TheNinjaPenguinOverlord February 20, 2011
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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows is my favourite YouTube song.
by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018
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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.
Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"
by Lynea May 20, 2016
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pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence
tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part
by Phu The Writer April 16, 2022
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