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Fluffery is a much more polite, and woman friendly replacement for the common insult, douchebaggery. "Fluffery" was devised after an insightful yet very tense debate about the necessity of the word douchebag being used as an insult.
"Man that cop pulled me over for accelerating too fast. What kind of fluffery is that?
fluffery by Jon and Cory July 24, 2008
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Fluffery is a much more polite, and woman friendly replacement for the common insult, douchebaggery.

"Fluffery" was devised after an insightful yet very tense debate about the necessity of the word douchebag being used as an insult.
"Man that cop pulled me over for accelerating too fast. What kind of fluffery is that?"
fluffery by Jon and Cory April 17, 2006

Flufferluber

1. A staff member on gay porn sets whose job is to keep dicks hard and anuses lubed.
2. A person of exceptional gayness.
Ryan is such a flufferluber. Caught him playing on his Game Cube and eating breakfast from his boyfriend's ass.
Flufferluber by chickenmcfweeb September 7, 2016

Clown fluffer 

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.
'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'
Clown fluffer by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009

Flufferwaffe

The Nazi support personnel who sexually fluffed the pilots of the Luftwaffe.
The Luftwaffe pilots would line up, drop their pants, and let the uniformed men of the Flufferwaffe jack them off and suck their dicks before flying into air combat.
Flufferwaffe by tkobaltimore March 8, 2020

Unicorn Fluffer 

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!

flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.
Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.
flufferton by jpworks February 14, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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