flotd 

#flotd means First laugh of the day.

Saw that photo. Hilarious! #flotd

flotd by hlwt February 25, 2021

floodtruckle 

When you have a leak in your house, and it leaks to someone else's below you.

"Sorry about the floodtruckle man."

floodtruckle by cs15 January 11, 2015

Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011

Flodafinil

Flodafinil (Flmodafinil; Fluoromodafinil; CRL-40,940; Lauflumide), is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer) that is 2 to 4 times stronger than Modafinil. It used to be sold everywhere. Now, it's harder to find. Eugeroic king NZT has Flodafinil, as well as other ingredients. Eugeroic king NZT has 100mg of Flodafinil per capsule. Flodafinil last 12+ hours and the dose range is 75mg to 200mg. It's more stimulating, dopaminergic, and wakefulness enhancing and histaminergic than Modafinil.

I tried 1 eugeroic king NZT capsule and was awake for hours! Thanks Flodafinil!

Flodafinil by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2022

Friday Flood 

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.

Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.

Friday Flood by RFGetz June 21, 2007

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

Flodging by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

flood bowl 

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

flood bowl by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022