floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005

Floppy-haired

If someone is floppy-haired, that means he/she has a very soft hair that is not able to keep a firm shape or position of it.

He is a floppy-haired boy that he always has his hair falling in his eyes

by Holy-Guacamole July 16, 2016

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.

Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?

by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

floppy head

canadians

every last one

plural: floppy heads
that other form: floppy headed

canadians are a bunch of floppy headed dildos with beady eyes

by jerkstore January 9, 2004