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I'm too flooted for this
Flooted by TheSmallLebowski August 4, 2021
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floosted 

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
Damn E! My Career is floosted!
floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020

footed sleeper 

One piece baby suit that looks like a 1 piece PJ with sown in socks. Very warm and comfertable. Also made from blanket matterial (Blanket-sleeper)
"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"
footed sleeper by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored
when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.
1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
Flooded by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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