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Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

floor times 

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.
LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.
floor times by floortimes207 January 12, 2011
where you lay on the floor on your back in the dark and just exist
hey dude ill ttyl. i rlly need some quality floortime
floortime by squishmaus September 5, 2022
when you lay on the floor in the dark on your back
hey dude ill ttyl. i could really go for some good floortime rn
floortime by squishmaus September 18, 2022

Floortine 

A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.
Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.
Floortine by greatn8 January 13, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026