flooq

Another way to say "boned".

Uh, dude, we're gonna die.

Yep. We're totally flooqed.

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion October 1, 2007

floodtruckle

When you have a leak in your house, and it leaks to someone else's below you.

"Sorry about the floodtruckle man."

by cs15 January 11, 2015

Friday Flood

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.

Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.

by RFGetz June 21, 2007

flood bowl

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022

Floofer

An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft

Look at that little floofer I want it

by KGlonn January 10, 2016

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

pink flood

When urine and period blood collide.

Or when a woman squirts during sex while on her period.

"Chastity surprised the Dutch boy with a pink flood, that even his thick fingers couldn't contain."

by Black Sheep89 May 11, 2016