Human Being: I would like to take a stand against all the annoying ass ppl out there who pessimistically end every egocentric sentence with "FML". Because I FLML!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.