Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
by charlie July 16, 2003

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 06, 2011

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

by bill gates February 06, 2003

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
