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A mixture of ROFL and Waffle, floffle is derived from drinking one night and general oddness. It can be used as conversation stopper also. Can only be used amongst friends, unless you want to freak out strangers.
be quiet or i'll floffle you ;)

Person: blah blah blah.
Me: Floffle
floffle by BoB_BoT May 5, 2004
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Fluffle-up-agus 

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Fluffle-up-agus by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
Think of something that is
a) Affectionate
and b) Non-sexual.

Whatever you think of, is what a fluffle is - it's different for every person.

One of the more common interpretations is hugging someone and ruffling their hair.
* Cameron fluffles Kate - Hi there!

* Cameron gives Kate a good fluffling.
fluffle by Cameron September 14, 2004

froffles 

a mix between french toast and waffles: it is not impossible...the recipe is a secret
My boyfriend made me froffles the other morning for breakfast, it was the best breakfast food I've ever tasted!
froffles by RCCS April 15, 2008
1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).
Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.
Flufflez by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010
Foffle was a stuffed christmas tree that lived in Kelowna in British Columbia in Canada.

He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.

Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).

This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.

So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
Bob was in a relationship with Alice, but only for her money.
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
foffle by Blazestra July 8, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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