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when you have 3 fingers and you have one anus. You insert the fingers into the anus and wiggle them about. Whilst doing this you shout 'Floffle, Floffle, Floffe'
josss and himself floffle!!
Floffle by Gregg Maxwell August 28, 2008
Words you can keep
A mixture of ROFL and Waffle, floffle is derived from drinking one night and general oddness. It can be used as conversation stopper also. Can only be used amongst friends, unless you want to freak out strangers.
be quiet or i'll floffle you ;)

Person: blah blah blah.
Me: Floffle
floffle by BoB_BoT May 5, 2004
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Fluffle-up-agus 

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Fluffle-up-agus by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
Think of something that is
a) Affectionate
and b) Non-sexual.

Whatever you think of, is what a fluffle is - it's different for every person.

One of the more common interpretations is hugging someone and ruffling their hair.
* Cameron fluffles Kate - Hi there!

* Cameron gives Kate a good fluffling.
fluffle by Cameron September 14, 2004

froffles 

a mix between french toast and waffles: it is not impossible...the recipe is a secret
My boyfriend made me froffles the other morning for breakfast, it was the best breakfast food I've ever tasted!
froffles by RCCS April 15, 2008
1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).
Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.
Flufflez by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010
Foffle was a stuffed christmas tree that lived in Kelowna in British Columbia in Canada.

He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.

Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).

This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.

So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
Bob was in a relationship with Alice, but only for her money.
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
foffle by Blazestra July 8, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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