Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.
this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff
by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018
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Floff

when cristi tells u ur mom big cristyet
by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019
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floff

fluffy textureish
wow, this is just floff.
by gräsklippare February 15, 2020
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manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it
Mike likes manuber floff
by Crafty Crook February 20, 2008
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scoop and floff

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.
I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..
by Lawndragon January 04, 2018
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FLOFF

This word is commonly used by farmers. It means this: RUN, LLAMA, RUN!!!
It's ALWAYS written in capital letters. ALWAYS.
FLOFF!
by CookieCookieGamer November 23, 2017
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Floff

The fat that is gained after obtaining a significant other.
I have gained 20 lbs of floff since me and Joe have been dating.
by AgathaCrabs November 19, 2018
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