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Floppulant 

The inability to have an erection. The classical case in which a penis lacks strength and/or vigour.
Yo, my buddy Alex brought this fine ass chick back home, but he got all floppulant during foreplay
Floppulant by TheHinduThatYouDo March 14, 2013

flobulations 

flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.
used in a sentance: "eeeeugh, look at her flobulations!"
flobulations by missjenneigh November 6, 2006

fladulated 

Intoxicated to the point of making an arse of yourself.
Joe and I got so fladulated last night. I'm gonna get so fladulated at Wayno's BBQ.
fladulated by grabbelsdorf November 7, 2014

Flatulante 

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
Flatulante by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome 

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

Flatulant 

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality
that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.
Flatulant by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008