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Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?

Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
Flod by M. Dizzy April 22, 2006
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A mixture of the word flid and the word spod.
As mentioned in Peep Show Series 4.
Mark is such a flod!
Flod by PierreVanHooijdank May 29, 2007
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The most perfect cube of fat

(Not to be mistaken by imitators "Blod" and "Grod")
You can bounce it round the house,
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!

It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!
Flod by Sultan February 2, 2005
This banana peel has very few flods.
Flod by Chiquita Banana Inc. April 30, 2009

gorg flod 

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gorg flod
gorg flod by lukapukasnuka September 23, 2022

gog flod 

gerog floydded some1 cause of 20- dollers
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Flodafinil

Flodafinil (Flmodafinil; Fluoromodafinil; CRL-40,940; Lauflumide), is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer) that is 2 to 4 times stronger than Modafinil. It used to be sold everywhere. Now, it's harder to find. Eugeroic king NZT has Flodafinil, as well as other ingredients. Eugeroic king NZT has 100mg of Flodafinil per capsule. Flodafinil last 12+ hours and the dose range is 75mg to 200mg. It's more stimulating, dopaminergic, and wakefulness enhancing and histaminergic than Modafinil.
I tried 1 eugeroic king NZT capsule and was awake for hours! Thanks Flodafinil!
Flodafinil by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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