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floaterboat

Pouring a liquid substance in a pair of nice breasts and simply shaking your face between them whilst drinking the substance
“Yoooo Mack I saw you floaterboating Macy in the pool over there, you silly sly salt!”
by MaxGetJiggy February 17, 2022
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floatboat

A luxury sedan that prioritizes comfort over handling and performance. Used in a derogatory way by fans of sports sedans, which are the opposite.

Float: The objective of this type of cars is to isolate the driver from the road, which makes them feel like they "float" above it.
Boat: Because handling is not the priority, they can be hard to maneuver, a characteristic they share with actual boats.

These cars are typically preferred by older people because they offer a relaxing ride, whereas younger people prefer sport sedans for being more fun to drive.
Dad, your old Caddy is such a floatboat. When I drive it, it's hard not to fall asleep. My new Mercedes is so much better
by Untar la Manteca September 17, 2023
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Foamerboat

v. When somebody "motorboats" fake foam breasts. This typically occurs with a deceptively attractive cross dressing man.
Jim: I just motorboated that chick!

John: No sir. That was actually a cross dressing dude. You just foamerboated him.

Jim: Well, at least he/she had a nice rack.
by Rondeeka J October 23, 2011
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floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.
Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public
by YOLO man March 16, 2014
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