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floatboat 

A luxury sedan that prioritizes comfort over handling and performance. Used in a derogatory way by fans of sports sedans, which are the opposite.

Float: The objective of this type of cars is to isolate the driver from the road, which makes them feel like they "float" above it.
Boat: Because handling is not the priority, they can be hard to maneuver, a characteristic they share with actual boats.

These cars are typically preferred by older people because they offer a relaxing ride, whereas younger people prefer sport sedans for being more fun to drive.
Dad, your old Caddy is such a floatboat. When I drive it, it's hard not to fall asleep. My new Mercedes is so much better
floatboat by Untar la Manteca September 17, 2023
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Foamerboat

v. When somebody "motorboats" fake foam breasts. This typically occurs with a deceptively attractive cross dressing man.
Jim: I just motorboated that chick!

John: No sir. That was actually a cross dressing dude. You just foamerboated him.

Jim: Well, at least he/she had a nice rack.
Foamerboat by Rondeeka J October 23, 2011

floater boat 

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.
Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public
floater boat by YOLO man March 16, 2014
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026