floads

A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads

Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f

“Hey man, you got any spare munchies”

“Go for it, I’ve got floads”

by BigDave1984 August 4, 2018

floats your boat

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

Floash

Someone who is unironically freaky fresh. They seem cool but there is definitely a quirky aspect to them.

Nick: Hey how are you today Chase?
Chase: I'm doing hashtag good thanks.
Nick: Wow Chase you are so quirky and unique, I might even call you a floash daddy.

by Cha$e Daddy May 3, 2019

floods

pants that are unintentionally too shortin the hem. so named because you can walk in a flood with them and they won't get wet.

aka high waters.

i gained 10 pounds and my new pants turned into floods.

by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007