Simp Fishing
The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
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Flishing • flishi • Flishie • fishing • fishie • fishin • fishing trip • fishing for compliments • fishing in the dark • Fishi
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Ice fishing In July
ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
Ice fishing In July by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009
open fly fishing
open fly fishing by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016
Flap fishing
when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.
as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.
Flap fishing by docdebauch January 21, 2008
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