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Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
Related Words

Flirtraction

A distraction caused by flirting with someone cute/hot.
This boy at Starbucks was such a flirtraction that I left my wallet behind.
Flirtraction by Lnzerbean September 12, 2009

flirtfriend 

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with
Eric is my favorite flirtfriend
flirtfriend by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

Flirtfriend 

A flirtfriend is someone you have a flirty relationship with without being romantically or sexually involved.

You know they like you, they know you like them, you flirt a lot, hug, arouse each other and occasionnally make out.

But one or both of the persons are either on the ace spectrum, shy or like to take it slow and playful so it doesn't escalate in a sexual relationship (sexfriends or lover) and you're not looking for romantic connexion.

It's a really sweet and playful kind of relationship that can go on for years while escalating and deescalating from cuddle, to kisses, back to flirt without touching, then making out, etc
- Bye ! I'm off to the cinema with Sofia
- Oh ! Aren't they your flirtfriend ?
- Yes they are ! And maybe today we're gonna kiss ! It's been three month we haven't but yesterday she told me she wanted to kiss me last time but hesitated.
A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).
“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”
Flirtmare by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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