Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

Related Words

flirttrae • Flirtarded • Flirtmare • Flirtraction • Flirt Friend • flirt tactic • Flirt Friendship • flirt rapist • Flirt Teasing • Flirty Bae

Flirtraction

A distraction caused by flirting with someone cute/hot.

This boy at Starbucks was such a flirtraction that I left my wallet behind.

Flirtraction by Lnzerbean September 12, 2009

flirtfriend

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with

Eric is my favorite flirtfriend

flirtfriend by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

Flirtfriend

A flirtfriend is someone you have a flirty relationship with without being romantically or sexually involved.

You know they like you, they know you like them, you flirt a lot, hug, arouse each other and occasionnally make out.

But one or both of the persons are either on the ace spectrum, shy or like to take it slow and playful so it doesn't escalate in a sexual relationship (sexfriends or lover) and you're not looking for romantic connexion.

It's a really sweet and playful kind of relationship that can go on for years while escalating and deescalating from cuddle, to kisses, back to flirt without touching, then making out, etc

- Bye ! I'm off to the cinema with Sofia
- Oh ! Aren't they your flirtfriend ?
- Yes they are ! And maybe today we're gonna kiss ! It's been three month we haven't but yesterday she told me she wanted to kiss me last time but hesitated.

Flirtfriend by Syll_thefrenchBastard August 20, 2022

Flirtmare

A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).

“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”

Flirtmare by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026