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Flip and rip

You've extolled how much better the sex will feel without a condom on. You've lied profusely about getting a STD test within the last week (which you either did not get or did get and subsequently failed). You even promised to pull out. But to no avail, she still insists that you "wrap it up".

You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.

Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
You: "She wouldn't have sex with me unless I used a condom."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."
Flip and rip by rump_raider March 18, 2011

grip it, flip it, rip it 

The act of masturbating into a fish tank while your lover removes hairs from your asshole with a weedwhacker.
"Man, I was with this chick, and all I wanted to do was grip it, flip it, rip it.

flip ripper

a term used to describe a n00b. became popular after someone on cs named flip ripper started headshotting his own team and killed everyone on the friendly fire server.
joe: youre an idiot
bob: well youre a flip ripper
flip ripper by Craig Johnson 123 August 13, 2006
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