Flinstoning

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum

Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill

by mattmfin October 13, 2006

Flinstoning

When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.

Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room

by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

Flinstoning

When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.

Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.

by billy_cox November 15, 2015

flinstoning

When your car is slipping in the snow and you need to help push your car with your left foot

Damn they are stuck... bitchs got to be flinstoning it

by Ridetheloaf January 5, 2009

flinstoning it

when you're fuckin in a car and it moves forward.

i was flinstoning it yesterday with his one bitch, we almost crashed.

by monika_cult August 4, 2024

flinstonization

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.

Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 21, 2017

flintstoning it

To use your feet to move your car when in neutral.

I was too drunk to drive my car so I ended up sticking my feet out of the door and flintstoning it home. You can't get a DUI if the keys aren't in the ignition.

by ketochlor November 6, 2007