Flerking

When you're an independent gyal but want some of that good good on the side- you're flerking. You're werking and flirting

"You dutty gyal- you're proper flerking tnight aintcha"

by flerker May 17, 2018

flerk

to jerk while flexing

I was flerking at the club last night

by coolrunningsman June 5, 2010

flerk

After Ejaculating, it is the act of flinging the semen off your hand.

Joe B. flerked onto a photo of Steve Buschemi.

by Keith Jonesmakerstein August 3, 2007

Flerk

Has same meaning as the word fuck, but okay to say around parents, also can be said as a noun or adjetive in any situation.

Yo dude what the flerk are you doin this weekend?

What the flerk is that!?

What flerkin time is it!?

Yo flerk this Dude!

by Jacksmalls May 11, 2010

Flerking

The act of flapping your arms while twerking.

While making a vine my friend and I started flerking!

by PetriePeyton June 10, 2014

flerked

Finishing in your partners ear and then forcing the dog to lick it out.

"i totally flerked my wife last night, the dog wasn't so pleased"

by jofort January 21, 2009

[Flerked]

It's what a Flerken does. (The Flerken are alien creatures resembling cats, from the Marvel comic book universe. They are interially higher-dimensional; and have multiple interior tentacles, some with mouth parts and others with octopus-like suction cups.)

It reaches out, grabs you with its interior tentacles, then engulfs and consumes you. That whole process is flerking, and you would say you've been flerked.

Note that it *is* possible for them to simple engulf and store you in an interior pocket dimensional bubble and later regurgitate you, living and intact.

In the Captain Marvel movie, Goose (whom Captain Marvel thinks is a cat) flerked the Tesseract, only to later cough it up on Nick Fury's desk.

by Hotspot Office March 20, 2019