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Flecking 

To squeeze the end of your penis whilst ejaculating, spraying a fine mist of semen across your ubject (victim) to leave it flecked across their face, then letting go, to allow the held up semen to splurge over your subject.
You finally persuade your girlfriend to let you cum on her face, and you want to cum in her eyes to punish her for the delay. So, you fap off and on the point of orgasm, squeeze your bellend, to spray a fine mist of cum across her face (flecking). When she opens her eyes in confusion, you let go, slurging the remaining semen straight into her eyes.
Damn straight.
Flecking by Joel Taylor February 8, 2008
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Flecking Records 

A kick ass online promtion group working with the best signed and unsigned bands around. Run by a few rather amazing girls named 'Fleckers'.
"Where can I find all the latest on hot bands?"
"Try Flecking Records, they rock!"
Flecking Records by -x0x- April 7, 2008

Flecking Bletch 

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.
Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!
Flecking Bletch by kewlchica69 June 29, 2011

Flicking the frijol

An action characterized by a woman pleasuring herself. Where the bean resembles the clitoris and the female hereby flicks it in a repetitive motion to entice and orgasm. Also known as "Flicking the bean".
Look at ol'girl over ther she's flicking the frijol!!!
Polite and socially acceptable profanity used by the Irish.
Theres no fecking way, feck off
fecking by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
Oh no I'm fleeking; I got to go!
Fleeking by Mbz April 5, 2015
Used instead of the word "fuck."
What the feck just happened?/ You fecking idiot.
Fecking by 5672 December 7, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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