Flatbill 

A retarded kind of hat worn by greasy highschoolers who wanna act like they're from the hood and adult degenerates who refused to grow up . If you want to look extra insufferable combine it with a neck tattoo.

That guy in the flatbill is unsurprisingly a degenerate

Flatbill by BBY7 April 25, 2020

Flatbill 

n. - when a baseball hat is worn with an unbent bill. Often sported by wannabe thugs and douchebags who play the sport of baseball.

"I thought I saw K-Fed on campus today, but it was just a baseball player rockin' a flatbill."

Flatbill by diegosoulmate December 21, 2008

Flatbill 

Flatbill- (v) the act of a man riding shotgun while his girlfriend drives.

Typically a person will adopt terrible posture while flatbilling. Persons flatbilling are often asleep or texting while their girlfriend pumps gas, loads the car with groceries or performs some otherwise useful task. The term comes from the flatbilled baseball-style hats common amongst habitual flatbillers.

Superficial reasons for flatbilling include the lack of a vehicle or a suspended drivers license. Flatbilling can also serve as a power play. In being disinterested and completely unhelpful, the male can manipulate a vulnerable female into a position of subservience. She becomes his chauffeur.

Neither self-respecting men nor self-respecting women will allow themselves to engage in regular flatbilling.

Girlfriend: It's alright, I'll drive.
Boyfriend: No way. I'm not flatbilling.
Girlfriend: But you've got the flu!
Boyfriend: Don't care. I can't be seen flatbilling.

Flatbill by Flatbiller3000 November 12, 2011

Flatbill 

Originating from Humboldt CA the western flatbills douchebaggery has thoroughly spread thru the entire state. Typically found wearing a sport jersey with a flat bill hat which usually "reps" something. (Team, ideology or curse word) almost always driving a lifted truck with "hot" girlfriend in the passenger seat who clearly only puts up with their bullshit because he has money. Usually has a superiority complex; more than likely because of his tiny wiener. ALWAYS treats people like an asshole and only thinks about himself. It's basically a bro but on a whole another level of douche.

J: look at hot chick!
T: that ass!!
J: she's probably with flatbill...

Flatbill by Btp2016 June 11, 2016

flatbill fuck bois 

Guys with short man syndrome, love to talk shit on the internet, wear flatbills and affliction T shirts. They can usefully be found at a drag strip or fast food joint.

Mickey and Bobby are some real flatbill fuck bois, they are always swinging off each others nuts on Facebook.

flatbill fuck bois by thedecline January 20, 2019

Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."

"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."

Flat Bill Hat by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

flatbelly

a young, thin, hot woman

A flatbelly will surely come here and show off her good looks.

flatbelly by NICK GSN April 16, 2010