flap dance 

Flatulent lap dance

While receiving a lap dance you are farted on. Thus creating a flap dance.

flap dance by flappdance March 29, 2015

Flap dance 

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

Flap dance by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017

Mexican Flap Dance

After giving her a leg shaking, gut rearranging pounding, you open a cold cerveza, put on Mexican folk song Cielito Lindo, and sing along as she melodically queefs to the chorus of Ay Ay Ay Ay!

Oh baby that was so good. Imma crack me a cerveza. Slips in mamacita's mexican folk song CD playing Cielito Lindo. Sing along baby and let that Mexican Flap Dance. Ay Ay Ay Ay! (Queefing like a queen). That's it baby queef, queef, queef, queef! Canta y no llores.

Mexican Flap Dance by Dick Onchin July 14, 2026

Flapdance 

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.

Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.

Flapdance by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010