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Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult
"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"
Flange Monkey by OLI'S HO March 18, 2006

anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.
Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey

flagmonkey 

Someone who capitulates with a false-flag operations or blindly follows dubious nationalistic agendas.
Don't bring up 9/11 with George, he's a total flagmonkey.
flagmonkey by Astro-J September 20, 2013