flaming-hoop 

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

flaming-hoop by SumDumGuy September 18, 2004

flaming hoop 

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy

Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.

flaming hoop by daBuster May 31, 2006

flaming hoop 

When you have enjoyed more hot peppers than one should consume. When you fart or shit some ass juice seeps out your asshole it begins burning from the hot juice. Acid ass, feeling as if your asshole and crack is on fire! Example you may put too many peppers on a submarine sandwich or on pizza.

Ah man had too many hot peppers my ass is on fire. I got a flaming hoop dammit!!

flaming hoop by Scotty21 November 23, 2006

flamingo hoop 

Having intense diarrhea from the vagina

Have you heard about that one girl she's having a flamingo hoop?

flamingo hoop by DragonStalker May 9, 2023