flaming sex

having sex so fast and hard that you end up singing you pubes, sometimes even causing fire.

ahh this flaming sex has singed my fucking pubes off.

by Andy CornHolder January 29, 2017

Flaming Butt Sex of Doom

When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.

I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

Flamingo sex position

When a lady is doing the vertical splits during intercourse

Me and Rebecca really tried her flexibility out last night during the flamingo sex position her legs were so flexed apart

by It’s legitimate October 20, 2020

Flamin' Chonk Sex

Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.

When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.

by TheySeeMeRowan June 30, 2019

Flamingo-sexual

A lifestyle in which followers dress in bedazzled pink feathered garb, drink tiki cocktails, and celebrate life in a group while standing on one leg, usually in a pool-like setting. When a potential mate is spotted, ceremonious wing-flapping and bird noises emanate from the flock.

The day party theme is Flamingo-casual but the evening will be more Flamingo-sexual. flamingo pink flamingo lumbersexual metrosexual

by flamingosexual4lyfe May 24, 2015

flamingosexual

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!

Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL

by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019