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Flaming Butt Sex of Doom 

When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.
I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom

Flamingo sex position 

When a lady is doing the vertical splits during intercourse
Me and Rebecca really tried her flexibility out last night during the flamingo sex position her legs were so flexed apart

Flamin' Chonk Sex 

Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.
When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.

Flamingo-sexual

A lifestyle in which followers dress in bedazzled pink feathered garb, drink tiki cocktails, and celebrate life in a group while standing on one leg, usually in a pool-like setting. When a potential mate is spotted, ceremonious wing-flapping and bird noises emanate from the flock.
The day party theme is Flamingo-casual but the evening will be more Flamingo-sexual. flamingo pink flamingo lumbersexual metrosexual

flamingosexual 

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!
Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL
flamingosexual by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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