When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!
That's called flamingosexualism!
Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL
by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019
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The day party theme is Flamingo-casual but the evening will be more Flamingo-sexual. flamingo pink flamingo lumbersexual metrosexual
by flamingosexual4lyfe May 24, 2015
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