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Flangemobile 

noun.

1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.

2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.

3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle

Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.
1a. 'Are you, Mags, Jools and Georgie coming over for pre-drinking before we head onto the club?'

'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'

1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'

'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'

2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'

'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'

(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'

3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'

'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'
Flangemobile by CochonsurVelo December 4, 2013
Related Words

FlangeMobile 

A vehicle possessed by a woman of notable vaginal status. A whore, for those who didn't already gather that
That Angie's FlangeMobile kicks off a right pong!
FlangeMobile by HarleyQuinnChavez September 14, 2010

Flammobilia 

Memorabilia that also happens to be flammable.
Most memorabilia is also flammobilia.
Flammobilia by assmurderer April 12, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026