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flailklar 

Your a fuckin flailklar
flailklar by fed inthe a May 1, 2008
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flailtard 

A tweaker that is unable to stop flailing. Usually they are unable to stop moving their limbs and can be seen searching everywhere for nothing in particular.
Oh my god, it's 3:30 AM and Jill is being a flailtard.
flailtard by panicstep July 4, 2015

Failular phone 

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.
Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!
Failular phone by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

flailarino 

basically what a flail is, except with a little zest
Joe Borowski totally flailed and blew that save against the A's. It cost me 2 grr and a sando. What a flailarino.
flailarino by Kevin Gilks June 12, 2007
adj.

something with epic fail potential; having the qualities of an epic fail
1: Today I waited at the restaurant for an hour before I realized my date was tomorrow night.
2: Dude, that's failular.
failular by fueledbycobra September 25, 2009
Person 1: "Look, I just wrote down failular"
person 2: "Dude, you just failed at spelling failure"
failular by pixplox November 27, 2012

Faillary 

The election was Hillary's to lose. She failed.
Faillary was beaten by Trump. That's like being beaten in a sack race by a quadraplegic.
Faillary by ObiGun January 15, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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