flail mix 

A mixture of crack cocaine, black rock, and resin.

"You just cooked some black rock I've got some resin, so lets make some flail mix and get really stoned."

flail mix by shortness February 14, 2007

Fail Mix 

A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.

Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"

Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."

Fail Mix by TravelLogix April 12, 2020