A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.
Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"
A person who claims to be in a gang but is not an offical member. The only thing that makes them a member is the fact that no one else around him/her knows the truth.
Guy1: Wut up folks?
Guy2: Shit nigga(shakes up and walks off)
Guy3: (to Guy1)Dont do that shit again. He aint folks he a false flagger.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.