fizzy wizzy 

a loud fart only heard by angry tree gnomes.

my fizzy wizzy caused angry tree gnomes to nuke my home

fizzy wizzy by Davey Croquet December 22, 2008

wizzy fizzy 

The slang term for wifi. Usually under the attempting to take someome else while in the area.

Hey Johnny you want to use Starbucks wizzy fizzy without paying for coffee?

wizzy fizzy by BryceD'vant May 13, 2009

Fuzzy Wuzzy 

(proper noun) The only bear made famous for having an embarrasing condition called alopecia. He was later immortalized in song that led to his tragic death. He was found face down with traces of honey comb on his mouth and an empty bottle of propecia stuck to his sticky, honey covered paw while that fateful song had been set to "repeat" on his ipod.

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair"

Fuzzy Wuzzy by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010

fuzzy wuzzy 

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!

fuzzy wuzzy by USP August 22, 2006

fuzzy-wuzzy 

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

fuzzy-wuzzy by JNJ April 23, 2005

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz 

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

fuzzy wuzzy 

1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.

1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!

fuzzy wuzzy by 1025 January 3, 2005