6 definitions by JNJ

1. A beach town in Orange County, California.

2. Home.

3. According to the Travel Channel, the Best All-Around Beach Town of 2005.

4. A show on MTV.

5. A haven for the Arts. For example, Home of the Pageant of the Masters.

6. Home of the Wyland World Headquarters.
I saw Laguna Beach on MTV and the Travel Channel, and I want to go there to see the Pagent of the Masters and the Wyland Gallery!
by JNJ March 16, 2005
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A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
by JNJ April 23, 2005
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an adjectival variation of ironic
The ironical thing is that most people think ironical is an improper form of ironic.
by JNJ April 2, 2005
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According to the Travel Channel, the Best All-Around Beach Town of 2004.

Home to a Harbor.
by JNJ March 16, 2005
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Slang for prostitute aka whore aka hooker aka street walker aka call girl
According to the 7th Circuit Judges in the case of the United States vs. Murphy and Baker:

Footnote 1 The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called
her a snitch bitch “hoe.” A “hoe,” of course, is a tool used for
weeding and gardening. We think the court reporter, unfamiliar
with rap music (perhaps thankfully so), misunderstood Hayden’s
response. We have taken the liberty of changing “hoe” to “ho,” a
staple of rap music vernacular as, for example, when Ludacris
raps “You doin’ ho activities with ho tendencies.”
by JNJ May 7, 2005
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