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five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most
Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

Fivehole 

Fivehole is another term for down south, lady bits, the muffin, etc, but generally should only used when referring to "scoring", and putting one in the fivehole.
Or in one word: Vagina.
Joe: Hey bud how did it go with Stacy?
Dave: Fantastic, I scored her in the fivehole!
Fivehole by Jeebeez March 2, 2011