Five Fs
John introduced the concept of the Five Fs to a smiling Mary during their speed date: "You don't know about the Five Fs? It's a maxim I've always tried to live by."
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five f's
The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.
five f's by Sinner Bob July 31, 2006
The Five F’s
Five Friends Fucking For Free
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.
Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”
The Five F’s by ermagerddddddd September 8, 2019
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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