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Fittoman 

A swedish word.

Boys that lie that they get laid, pussy or even kissing a girl on a party. There are mythomaniacs, but these just lie about girls to get some kind of rep from their homies.
Bob: "Did you hear that Ben got laid with two girls last night?"

Jamal: "Man, Ben is just another fittoman, don't believe him when it comes to girls."
Fittoman by Guden June 22, 2012
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dont ask me how it works, FITFO.
FITFO by Shags July 24, 2003
Acronym meaning "Fag(s) in the front of (the) class" Fitfocs is plural. Usually a group of quazz that suck up to the teachers. Used generally used as an insult to assholes. They often wear douche neck shirts and puff jackets and are good at gymnastics.
Person 1- "Hey, there's zebra boy and douche neck with their bitch."

Person 2- "Fitfocs!!"
fitfoc by Zarhak February 24, 2009
“Figure It The Fuck Out” The definition is the answer to, “What the hell does that mean?”
Friend: What does that even mean?
Me: FITFO
Friend: Huh?
Me: The answer is the definition; “Figure It The Fuck Out”
FITFO by Hades_31 August 23, 2018
Don’t ask me, fitfo on your own
fitfo by greenbean69 August 14, 2022
Fitdom is short for Fitness Domination.

A Fitdom is a dominant who uses BDSM to get a sub to improve on their fitness. The sub will be rewarded/punished sexually depending on whether they meet/fail the dominants goals.

Potential Examples of Fitdom include;

* Being kept in chastity by the Fitdom until fitness goals are complete
* Being ballbusted when failing fitness goals
* Being given a specific diet to eat by the Fitdom (whether it be for healthy reasons, or being given a diet full of aphrodisiacs to increase libido)
* Being sexually teased while lifting weights
* And more (obviously)
Mary is my fitdom, she punched me in the balls 15 times as punishment for cheating on my diet.
OR
John is my fitdom, he wont allow me to cum until I complete 50 pushups.
Fitdom by Bikael Anderson June 19, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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