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A male queef

That was some vary nice fostance

Fostance by Mich Hanshul April 30, 2004

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Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

Long Fistance by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

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Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

Fistance by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

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fistance

The amount of distance that you can still hit someone.

If John keeps running his mouth like that, he's going to find out he is within fistance of me.

fistance by Diabolo321 October 10, 2007

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Fistance

One fist distance; the distance used in martial arts between the arm and body in many strikes and blocks.

his elbow should be one fistance from the body to execute properly

Fistance by Sensei MJ June 8, 2011

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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