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Long Fistance 

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When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!
Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
Long Fistance by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012
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Fistance 

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Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.
"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."
Fistance by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012
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fistance 

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The amount of distance that you can still hit someone.
If John keeps running his mouth like that, he's going to find out he is within fistance of me.
fistance by Diabolo321 October 10, 2007
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Fistance 

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One fist distance; the distance used in martial arts between the arm and body in many strikes and blocks.
his elbow should be one fistance from the body to execute properly
Fistance by Sensei MJ June 8, 2011
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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