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Fishmonger 

Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
Fishmonger by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018

Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.
Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.

TARFUN FISHMO 

acronym. Things Are Really Fucked Up Now Fuck It Shit Happens Move On;

1.a state of mind or philosophy that in reality is as close as the average person will get to a zen like state of being
2. A condition of being that while able to get worse is best left alone before it does...

zen philosophy fucked
"I just lost my job, my home, and my family....oh well TARFUN FISHMO"

tarfun fishmo
TARFUN FISHMO by buzzbomb84 November 18, 2012
"Dude, I went swimming yesterday and a shark bit off my leg."
"FISHMO."
"Yeah, I'll just put some Neosporin on it. Let's grab a smoothie."
fishmo by mocha choca latta July 14, 2009

fishmonger 

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
fishmonger by JB308 April 5, 2008

Fishmonger's Dustbin 

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.
That bitch has a fishmonger's dustbin
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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