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Fishmonger 

Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
Fishmonger by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018

Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.
Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.

TARFUN FISHMO 

acronym. Things Are Really Fucked Up Now Fuck It Shit Happens Move On;

1.a state of mind or philosophy that in reality is as close as the average person will get to a zen like state of being
2. A condition of being that while able to get worse is best left alone before it does...

zen philosophy fucked
"I just lost my job, my home, and my family....oh well TARFUN FISHMO"

tarfun fishmo
TARFUN FISHMO by buzzbomb84 November 18, 2012
"Dude, I went swimming yesterday and a shark bit off my leg."
"FISHMO."
"Yeah, I'll just put some Neosporin on it. Let's grab a smoothie."
fishmo by mocha choca latta July 14, 2009

fishmonger 

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
fishmonger by JB308 April 5, 2008

Fishmonger's Dustbin 

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.