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Fish Wrinkle Cup 

The act of plopping ones testicle's into a female's vagina, and masturbating; causing an exhilarating squishy sensation, and stimulating the greatest orgasm known to man.
Ever since Rachel started giving me The Fish Wrinkle Cup, our relationship is the strongest it's ever been.

wrinkle fish 

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.
I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.
wrinkle fish by HolyGrail June 13, 2008

fishwrinkle 

another word for vagina that is just way more fun and funnier to say
jane has a smelly fishwrinkle

fishwrinkle by angus7734 January 14, 2008

fishwinkle 

when a girl gets a dead male fish, not scaled or anything, then shoves it up her vagina, and while she bleeds from the scales cutting up her phun, she cuts open the sperm-sack and and mixes the substances for a homemade lube
Zack: Dude, Kayla's vag smelt like rotten fish, pprobably because she gave herself a fishwinkle.

Josh: Ew, gross. Hope i never get with a chick thats done that.
fishwinkle by mjburns23 October 7, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026