The act of plopping ones testicle's into a female's vagina, and masturbating; causing an exhilarating squishy sensation, and stimulating the greatest orgasm known to man.
Ever since Rachel started giving me The Fish WrinkleCup, our relationship is the strongest it's ever been.
when a girl gets a dead male fish, not scaled or anything, then shoves it up her vagina, and while she bleeds from the scales cutting up her phun, she cuts open the sperm-sack and and mixes the substances for a homemade lube
Zack: Dude, Kayla's vag smelt like rotten fish, pprobably because she gave herself a fishwinkle.
Josh: Ew, gross. Hope i never get with a chick thats done that.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand