firstmost 

An abbreviation of the term "first and foremost."

Firstmost, we need to go over the agenda for the day.

firstmost by LauraLiz June 25, 2007

firemost 

Excellent, superior, of the highest quality.

Damn dude, these chicken tendies are firemost!

firemost by Phanner42069247 June 14, 2017

Firstmas

The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.

I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.

Firstmas by Claytonicus April 8, 2009

firstposter

Individuals whose sole motivation in life is to get that first forum/thread/news post - often typified by the words "1st" or "First" without more.

Thread: Pig found giving birth to man-child.

1. 1st
2. ./reply to 1. stfu n00b.
3. why doesn't somebody ban anonymous posters.

firstposter by Blacksh33p January 2, 2005

fistmouth 

a female who is attacking one male via sucking with the mouth and/or tongue and using such force equivalent to that of a weapon. on the following day the aforementioned man attacked will find bruises, and in serious cases, scrapes around the area of attack that one might mistake for a punch in the neck.

had that waitress from Denny's over last night. she was a real fistmouth.

fistmouth by fistmouthslayer March 23, 2010

firstmasterbrandon 

An anime TikToker who loves Fairy Tail but always misses

Firstmasterbrandon rated FMAB a 3/10 but Fairy Tail a 9/10

firstmasterbrandon by DEREKUMO February 15, 2021

Forstmost 

short form of the saying "first and formost"

Forstmost, i never got an s.t.i from that tranny hooker

Forstmost by brett_threats September 22, 2009