firstposter

Individuals whose sole motivation in life is to get that first forum/thread/news post - often typified by the words "1st" or "First" without more.

Thread: Pig found giving birth to man-child.

1. 1st
2. ./reply to 1. stfu n00b.
3. why doesn't somebody ban anonymous posters.

by Blacksh33p January 2, 2005

fanny tickler

Small amount of bum-fluff found on the upper lip of the post pubescent male. Often sported with unwarranted pride - as a tribute to the wearer's (lack of) manhood.

Look at the fanny tickler on that d00d!

by Blacksh33p January 2, 2005