fire shits 

origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.

"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."

fire shits by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004

fire shits 

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.

Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute

fire shits by NIggalicious February 15, 2007

That shit's fire 

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

That shit's fire by thurb August 8, 2021

fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

fireshits by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

Fireshit 

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.

Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.

Fireshit by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019

fireshots 

A drinking game invented in Alexandria Virginia involving a good size group of kids and plenty of alcohol. To play you need either an open space or a wide hallway where two people can easily move through. Then divide the group into two even teams and place either shots or cups of beer on one end of the hallway and assemble your teams on the other end. To win you must have your entire, one by one, team race down drink their drink and race back (a relay race). Losers must each drink however much they lost by. Each time you race you must do a different style, running backwards, rolling, crawling, hopping, etc.

were gonna get a massive group together and have the ultimate game of fireshots this weekend

fireshots by alinamh August 17, 2008

fireshots  

An amazing drinking game started in Virginia.
This game requires either an open space or a hallway wide enough to have two people move through.
Works best with large groups, divided into two equal teams. At one end of the hallway place either cups of beer or shots, then have a relay race with each person going down drinking their drink and coming back, to see which team can finish all their alcohol first. Each time you race change the style, ex: running backwards, crawling, spinning, hopping, eyes closed, and you can think of others.
Losers then each have to drink the amount that they lost by before moving onto the next round.

You should come play fireshots with us this weekend

fireshots by alinava August 6, 2008