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finoculator 

n.) yet another name for the hose between a man's legs
-Girl 1: Damn, have you seen the bulge on that guy?
-Girl 2: Hell yeah, I could finagle that finoculator all night long!
finoculator by evhguitargod666 January 15, 2013

feticulate 

A portmanteau of 'fecal' and 'particulate'.

Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
feticulate by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011

finulate 

To crush small particles into a fine dust, and arrange into lines.
I'd prefer to finulate using a razor blade, but this library card will do.
finulate by Poot Slapp November 19, 2021

Faciculate

- To overuse facial expressions when talking or describing something.
- To gesticulte with your face.
- Dude, she faciculates more than Jim Carrey!
- Word!
Faciculate by zizo the phoenix March 4, 2011

Fanticulate

To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.

Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing

Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb
Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.
Fanticulate by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017

Funiculate

To travel upward, somewhat reluctantly.

Past tense: funiculated.
Reluctantly, like my son lurching toward a time-out, I funiculated up the cracked cement stairs and hailed a taxi.
Funiculate by UberDigi July 9, 2009