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finechina (n.) plural, finchinas, Australian (specifically, Sydney Lesbian slang)

1. Anatomy, Zoology: The passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.

2. That which to homosexual men is akin to looking directly at the sun without a welders mask or similar.

Origin:

Entering the Queer lexicon circa. 2010-2011, it is an extension of the common Cockney slang word for friend or mate, 'China Plate.'

However, when said within the context of it's native area, Dulwich Hill, finechina is only acceptable in speech when utter in a rapid, heady and aspitated manner by a woman.
"...see her? Bitch, I'd like to lick her finechina clean!"

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finechina by Whores Pores March 7, 2011
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putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
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Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today
Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Fine China 

Fine china is a slang which means for some people hot or beautiful or prestigious. Something hard to find.

The name is based on the lable on almost every single item you purchase ( made in China) sometimes most of those can be cheap and ugly. So, as a complement people just say fine china
Boy: Daaayyuum, you see that Fine China. She fine do

Boy2: OH lord this baby, this fine china. Dat ass. Mmhhh...Get in there my boy.
Fine China by Dopetranslator April 21, 2016

fine china 

Though some misuse the term fine china to describe cocaine the original definition refers to heroin in its purest form. It is a white powder unlike "dirty" heroin which is brown or black. Fine china can be snorted.
Nah, I couldn't get any fine china. We got Black Tar Heroin though.
fine china by valoem February 6, 2005