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Financial Aid 

THE biggest pain in the ass, tedious governemnt program possibly ever. Designed to discourage the poor from going to college. Full incompetency among government and college-employees is exhibited in the process of dealing with financial aid.
Anrgy broke college student: "After re-filling out my twelve page FAFSA, they made me re-do it because they got my social security number mixed up. That was just the beginning of my issues with fucking financial aid."
Financial Aid by Alyse T. January 4, 2009

Financial aid steroids 

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school
"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

financial aids

what you get when the school financial offices f*ck you over! Often occurring during the process of taking your arm and/or leg for tuition payment.
symptoms include...yelling, cussing, gasping and then saying WTF? when you open your mail, the strong urge to egg the financial building, cobwebs growing in your wallet, eating ramen noodles for two out of three meals for the day, etc.
When one visits the student loan department, one often leaves with a bad case of financial aids
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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