Filterfuck

A condition in digital photography and Photoshop, wherein the graphics designer has placed an excessive amount of filters into an image, distorting said image in a distasteful manner.

The digital equivlent of spraying too much glitter onto a photograph.

"Lens flare, liqify, static...jesus christ, what a filterfuck!"

by Cedarseeded May 24, 2006

Fingerfucker

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

flyerfuck

The act of shameless campaigning in an election with printed materials, namely posters, flyers, and leaflets. May consist of soft-porn images of the candidate in question.

A-Lo totally just flyerfucked the Buchanan complex!

He's going to win the election for sure - he flyerfucked the entire campus!

by Maayan March 9, 2008

fingerfucking feet

To run your fingers between a girl's toes as if to be fingering

I was fingerfucking my ex's feet while we watched a movie. She had some fingerfucking feet forreal

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

fingerfucking

What a guy/dyke has to do to get a(nother) girl going. Results include moisture, moaning, groaning and thanx afterwards...

Girl - I like fingerfucking anywhere as long as i get wet!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017